On Sunday, November 4th at 2 a.m., Daylight Saving Time ends in the United States. This year, Daylight Saving Time is four weeks longer than last year with the passage of the Energy Policy Act in 2005. So each fall we move our clocks back and "gain" an extra hour.
Also, this Sunday Nov. 4th is the NY Marathon. Anybody going out to watch????
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
BIRTHDAY BOY
YES WE HAVE IN OUR MIDST A BIRTHDAY BOY RICK HAS A BIRTHDAY COMING UP THE DATE IS OCTOBER 18TH WE WILL BE CELEBRATING HIS BIRTHDAY ON OCTOBER 19TH AT 8 PM AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE AT 8PM LOCATED IN LOVELY BENSONHURST BROOKLYN 15TH AVE AND 86TH STREET COME ONE COME ALL BRING YOUR OWN PARTY HATS AND NOISE MAKERS . LET'S HAVE A BLAST FOR HIS BIRTHDAY!!!!
IF YOUR LOOKING TO GET RICK A PRESENT ANYONE WHO KNOW'S WHERE HE CAN GET SOME "MAN ASS" PLEASE LET HIM KNOW. IF ANYONE WOULD LIKE TO CHIP IN ON SOME "MAN ASS" FOR RICK PLEASE EMAIL ME WITH YOUR DONATIONS !!!
THANK YOU THIS IS A RECORDED ANNOUNCEMENT!!!
IF YOUR LOOKING TO GET RICK A PRESENT ANYONE WHO KNOW'S WHERE HE CAN GET SOME "MAN ASS" PLEASE LET HIM KNOW. IF ANYONE WOULD LIKE TO CHIP IN ON SOME "MAN ASS" FOR RICK PLEASE EMAIL ME WITH YOUR DONATIONS !!!
THANK YOU THIS IS A RECORDED ANNOUNCEMENT!!!
Friday, October 12, 2007
Oh that Ellen!
Dear Tide
I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used itall of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband. What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product.Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.
I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used itall of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband. What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product.Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
THINK TEST
You have to try this....I got 17.....
Try your luck to check your power of observation.
Just click on "A Think Test" below:
A Think Test
Try your luck to check your power of observation.
Just click on "A Think Test" below:
A Think Test
Joke of the week
(1)YOU REALLY HAVE TO READ THIS OUT LOUD!!!!! This is so funny. TAKE THE TIME you will laugh until you cry. I did. To get the full effect, this should be read aloud.
The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review:
Room Service (RS): "Morrin. ; Roon sirbees."
Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
RS: "Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??"
G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs."
RS: "Ow July den?"
G: "What??"
RS: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?"
G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."
RS: "Ow July dee baykem? ! ;Crease?"
G: "Crisp will be fine."
RS : "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"
G: "What?"
RS:"An toes. July Sahn toes?"
G: "I don't think so."
RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes??"
G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."
RS: "Toes! toes!...Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"
G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RS: "We bodder?"
G: "No...just put the bodder on the side."
RS: "Wad! ?"
G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
RS: "Copy?"
G: "Excuse me?"
RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"
G: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."
RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder on sigh and copy....rye??"
G: "Whatever you say."
RS: "Tenjewberrymuds."
G : "You're very welcome."
(2) Subject: A Short Story. A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible. The instructions were that the short story had to contain the following three things:
(1) Religion
(2) Sexuality
(3) Mystery
Below is the only A+ paper in the class.
Good God, I'm pregnant, I wonder who the father is."
The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review:
Room Service (RS): "Morrin. ; Roon sirbees."
Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
RS: "Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??"
G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs."
RS: "Ow July den?"
G: "What??"
RS: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?"
G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."
RS: "Ow July dee baykem? ! ;Crease?"
G: "Crisp will be fine."
RS : "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"
G: "What?"
RS:"An toes. July Sahn toes?"
G: "I don't think so."
RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes??"
G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."
RS: "Toes! toes!...Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"
G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RS: "We bodder?"
G: "No...just put the bodder on the side."
RS: "Wad! ?"
G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
RS: "Copy?"
G: "Excuse me?"
RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"
G: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."
RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder on sigh and copy....rye??"
G: "Whatever you say."
RS: "Tenjewberrymuds."
G : "You're very welcome."
(2) Subject: A Short Story. A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible. The instructions were that the short story had to contain the following three things:
(1) Religion
(2) Sexuality
(3) Mystery
Below is the only A+ paper in the class.
Good God, I'm pregnant, I wonder who the father is."
The Perils of Paul ( A Halloween Ghost Story )
This happened a while ago in Brooklyn, and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's true. Paul, a husband and father of two, was on the side of the road hitch hiking on a very dark night in the midst of a storm. The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly he saw a car slowly coming towards him and stopped. Paul, desperate for shelter and without thinking about it, got in the car and closed the door, just to realize there was nobody behind the wheel and the engine wasn't on! The car started moving slowly. Paul, looked at the road and saw a curve approaching. Scared, he started to pray, begging for his life.
Then, just before he hit the curve, a hand appeared through the window and turned the wheel. Paul, paralysed with terror, watched how the hand appeared every time they came to a curve. Paul saw the lights of a bar down the road so, gathering strength, jumped out of the car and ran to it. Wet and out of breath, he rushed inside and asked for two shots of tequila. He then started telling everybody about the horrible experience he went through. A silence enveloped everybody when they realized he was crying and.... wasn't drunk. About 15 minutes later, two guys walked into the same pub. They were also wet and out of breath. Looking around and seeing Paul sobbing at the bar, one said to the other, "Look, James. here's the F*#@ing idiot that got in the car while we were pushing it."
Then, just before he hit the curve, a hand appeared through the window and turned the wheel. Paul, paralysed with terror, watched how the hand appeared every time they came to a curve. Paul saw the lights of a bar down the road so, gathering strength, jumped out of the car and ran to it. Wet and out of breath, he rushed inside and asked for two shots of tequila. He then started telling everybody about the horrible experience he went through. A silence enveloped everybody when they realized he was crying and.... wasn't drunk. About 15 minutes later, two guys walked into the same pub. They were also wet and out of breath. Looking around and seeing Paul sobbing at the bar, one said to the other, "Look, James. here's the F*#@ing idiot that got in the car while we were pushing it."
The Adventures of Kaz & Ma
Ma feared Kaz wasn't hearing as well as she used to and she thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, she called the family Doctor to discuss the problem.The Doctor told her there is a simple informal test that she could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss. Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "Stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."That evening, Kaz is in the kitchen cooking dinner,and she was in the den. she thinks to herself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens." Then in a normal tone she asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?" No response. So Ma moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from Kaz and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?" Still no response. Next she moves into the dining room where she is about 20 feet from Kaz and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?" Again he gets no response. So, she walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's for dinner?" Again there is no response. So she walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
"MA FOR THE FIFTH, F*#@ing , TIME CHICKEN!"
"MA FOR THE FIFTH, F*#@ing , TIME CHICKEN!"
A Bible Story
A young boy had just gotten his driver's permit and inquired of his father, a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said "I'll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, get your hair cut and we'll talk about the car."Well, the boy thought about that for a moment, and decided that he'd settle for the offer, and they agreed on it. After about six weeks they went into the Study, where his father said, "Son, I've been real proud. You brought your grades up, and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, and participating a lot more in the Bible study groups. But, I'm real disappointed, since you haven't gotten your hair cut."The young man paused a moment, and then said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair and there's even a strong argument that Jesus had long hair."To this his father replied, "Did you also notice that they all walked everywhere they went?
NEW MOVE NEWS
JAMES AND MYKEL HAVE STEPPED UP THEIR RELATIONSHIP AND HAVE MOVED IN TOGETHER IN A NEW APARTMENT. LET'S ALL WISH THEM WELL AND HAPPINESS AND SUCCESS IN THEIR NEW ABODE. THEIR VIEW OF THE VERRAZANO BRIDGE IS TO DIE FOR.
Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Happy News!!
Well good news abounds! Don't know if any one was aware, but everyones favorite odd couple Paul n Dana have celebrated a wedding aniversary just this past weekend. lets all wish them a happy! happy!
Ric
Ric
Hey - Amanda's in a movie!!!!!!!!
Okay so Miss Amanda Grace (aka Pegeen in Mame, and Rachel in Mentor) scored a part in Across the Universe. Hey she's an extra, but it's still a part in a real live movie.
Anyway - why don't we see if we can coordinate a group outing to see the movie? First one to spot her gets free popcorn and soda :-).
Here is the website for the movie http://www.acrosstheuniverse.com/. It looks pretty good and the reviews I've see have been excellent.......
Let me know what you think....
Anyway - why don't we see if we can coordinate a group outing to see the movie? First one to spot her gets free popcorn and soda :-).
Here is the website for the movie http://www.acrosstheuniverse.com/. It looks pretty good and the reviews I've see have been excellent.......
Let me know what you think....
Thus Spoke Andromeda
How dee all
I'm so out of it...who the hell is Ginger? An asian cooking root? The first name of a famous rock drummer from a not-so-obscure 60's band? (100 Points if you know who)...
Ah! You show people. Speaking of which, does anybody know that our semi-famous Rubyfruit Bar on Hudson Street has morphed into a subterranean piano bar, complete with chairs and tables taken from the now defunct piano bar Roses's Turn, where all those Broadway tune heads hung out? Well now they come to sing at Ruby's, so while the girls are upstairs "drinking thier fools heads off, and all that vulgar goings-on", the folks are downstairs singin'. I saw it myself last Friday night. Go figure.
My update: Still working on my new digs in Suns...PARK SLOPE!!! PARK SLOPE DAMMITT!!! After that project I'm fixin' to build a 'lectric gittar for my girlfriend. Yep, got me all the wiring diagrams and a soldering iron. Lord Jesus help me. I'll let ya'll know how it turns out.
Looking forward to that Halloween walk. See ya!
I'm so out of it...who the hell is Ginger? An asian cooking root? The first name of a famous rock drummer from a not-so-obscure 60's band? (100 Points if you know who)...
Ah! You show people. Speaking of which, does anybody know that our semi-famous Rubyfruit Bar on Hudson Street has morphed into a subterranean piano bar, complete with chairs and tables taken from the now defunct piano bar Roses's Turn, where all those Broadway tune heads hung out? Well now they come to sing at Ruby's, so while the girls are upstairs "drinking thier fools heads off, and all that vulgar goings-on", the folks are downstairs singin'. I saw it myself last Friday night. Go figure.
My update: Still working on my new digs in Suns...PARK SLOPE!!! PARK SLOPE DAMMITT!!! After that project I'm fixin' to build a 'lectric gittar for my girlfriend. Yep, got me all the wiring diagrams and a soldering iron. Lord Jesus help me. I'll let ya'll know how it turns out.
Looking forward to that Halloween walk. See ya!
when work becomes love
OK ladies and gentlemen we have a certain someone whos feeling blue these days......... the answer, come see TO GILLIAN ON HER 37TH BIRTHDAY at the synagogue 81st and 4th in BAY RIDGE and maybe just maybe that bluesh person might turn into a rainbow of colors.We at the synagogue are proud of this production and hope you will enjoy this.Our very own Paul Gibaldi made the poster and the wonderful and talented James Martinelli directed .COME ONE COME ALL If money is a problem for every 2 perf you stage manage you get to see this GORGEOUS perf for free YES FREE [ of course we get free help for 2 perf ] IS EVERYONE HAPPY?
Saturday, October 6, 2007
HALLOWEEN COMING UP
OK EVERYONE,
HALLOWEEN IS COMING UP AND IT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE HOLIDAYS NOW I KNOW IN OWLS HEAD PARK EVERY YEAR THEY HAVE THE HAUNTED WALK SO WE COULD GET TOGETHER ON HALLOWEEN NIGHT AND DO THAT. ANYONE INTERESTED????
ANYONE HAVING A PARTY OR KNOW OF A GOOD ONE COSTUMES OF COURSE !
LETS DO SOMETHING ON THE WEEKEND BEFORE OR ON THAT CREEPY WED NIGHT !!
LET'S HEAR SOME FEEDBACK ON THIS TIME IS RUNNING OUT FOR ALL HAHAHAHAHAHA !!
HALLOWEEN IS COMING UP AND IT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE HOLIDAYS NOW I KNOW IN OWLS HEAD PARK EVERY YEAR THEY HAVE THE HAUNTED WALK SO WE COULD GET TOGETHER ON HALLOWEEN NIGHT AND DO THAT. ANYONE INTERESTED????
ANYONE HAVING A PARTY OR KNOW OF A GOOD ONE COSTUMES OF COURSE !
LETS DO SOMETHING ON THE WEEKEND BEFORE OR ON THAT CREEPY WED NIGHT !!
LET'S HEAR SOME FEEDBACK ON THIS TIME IS RUNNING OUT FOR ALL HAHAHAHAHAHA !!
THE WELCOME MAT...
Okay, Guyz 'n Dollz, the Ginger Godz indicated that we create a place that best-0f-friendz, such as we are, can go to keep each other up to date and informed as to the doingz and miz-doingz in our lives.
Soh juzt pool up a chair, dahlinks, and vee vill begin-
Oh, sorry. (That's the manipulative Russian countess Olga from the Volga making her appearance.) She's ginger from the Urals.
OK enough from the local insane asylum patient.
Here is what this blog is for plain and simple. you can post what is up with your life when time constricts you from playing telephone tag. And NO this is not a replacement for a phone call just a way to keep everyone up on things.
Also here you can post things like parties invatations and gathering or requests to get together for whatever movies pool parties ping pong rinking or anything else you would like to do.
For Ellen she can post who is dead or alive and who she has spoken about so we know to expect thier death shortly.
You can invite your friends and have them join in and make new friends along the way if someone needs advice or a recipe or help you can get on here and ask for it. Bookmark it and check it like you would your email so it becomes second nataure.
So welcome all and hope you enjoy and use this site it keeps us in touch when we are sometimes out of reach.
Love to all,
Kaz
Oh yeah also the mental patient Countess Olga love from her too.
Soh juzt pool up a chair, dahlinks, and vee vill begin-
Oh, sorry. (That's the manipulative Russian countess Olga from the Volga making her appearance.) She's ginger from the Urals.
OK enough from the local insane asylum patient.
Here is what this blog is for plain and simple. you can post what is up with your life when time constricts you from playing telephone tag. And NO this is not a replacement for a phone call just a way to keep everyone up on things.
Also here you can post things like parties invatations and gathering or requests to get together for whatever movies pool parties ping pong rinking or anything else you would like to do.
For Ellen she can post who is dead or alive and who she has spoken about so we know to expect thier death shortly.
You can invite your friends and have them join in and make new friends along the way if someone needs advice or a recipe or help you can get on here and ask for it. Bookmark it and check it like you would your email so it becomes second nataure.
So welcome all and hope you enjoy and use this site it keeps us in touch when we are sometimes out of reach.
Love to all,
Kaz
Oh yeah also the mental patient Countess Olga love from her too.
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