Ma feared Kaz wasn't hearing as well as she used to and she thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, she called the family Doctor to discuss the problem.The Doctor told her there is a simple informal test that she could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss. Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "Stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."That evening, Kaz is in the kitchen cooking dinner,and she was in the den. she thinks to herself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens." Then in a normal tone she asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?" No response. So Ma moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from Kaz and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?" Still no response. Next she moves into the dining room where she is about 20 feet from Kaz and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?" Again he gets no response. So, she walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's for dinner?" Again there is no response. So she walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
"MA FOR THE FIFTH, F*#@ing , TIME CHICKEN!"
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